Watch Mario Eat: Strawberry Muffins


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Watch Mario Eat: Egg Nog!


Today’s breakfast is a liquid breakfast of egg nog! I was pretty disappointed when I saw this, but then Chef Terranova put heavy cream into the mix and Mario got all sorts of excited. Turns out he loves egg nog. 

Get lit, fam. 

Watch Mario Eat: Apple Cheddar Biscuits


Today’s edition of Sunday Brunch featured a recipe for Apple Cheddar Biscuits. This is the second week the chef has prepared an apple dish, and I’m not so sure Mario was happy about it. If you don’t know by now, Mario loves ooey, gooey dishes and doesn’t care much for dry pasties. But, like the pro that he is, he kept his personal feelings in check and ate the whole thing. 

Here’s our favorite journalist digging deeper into the dish:

HTM: Derek Lewis


derek lewisThis week we welcome Derek Lewis back to the show. Derek shares stories about meeting Violent j from Insane Clown Posse, interviewing Andrew W.K., and and experience with “Weird Al” Yankovic. We also talk about EverQuest, getting shot in the face at a party, building popular websites, quitting drinking, and Derek’s impressive sense of confidence. Listen for FREE on ANY DEVICE by clicking the link

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HTM: E.J. Edmonds


This week we feature comedian @mrejedmonds (@realjokejunkies) Jay, Marie, and E.J. talk about everything from southern culture, clown meat, fried bologna sandwiches, and stereotypical white sayings. We also talk about KFC, a date that Jay went on, and we rate people on their physical attractiveness. We also debut a new segment at the end of the episode, so make sure you listen all the way through to to the end!

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Father Nose Best

Life lessons from George…


When I was about 4 years old, I started figure skating. Looking like a calf attempting its first steps, my ankles bent at dangerous angles, ready to snap at any second. I was not the picture of natural talent. Continue reading “Father Nose Best”

Watch Mario Eat: Monkey Bread Danish 


A little monkey business in the studio this week! Standing in front of a bacon mural (one of his faves), Mario gets down and dirty with this sticky sensation. Showcasing his love of finger foods, he unapologetically dug right in. We all know he isn’t afraid of a little goo.

This breakfast treat gets two huge, wet, sticky thumbs up!

Watch Mario Eat: Tiramisu Crepes!


Lots of “ooohhs” and “ahhhs” in the studio this morning for the Tiramisu Crepes. Mario couldn’t wait to dig into this culinary delight, and of course, he LOVED it!  Get your fill on these delicious faces…

 

Watch Mario Eat: Ricotta Honey Triangles

Nothing wrong with gooey.


What better way to celebrate Easter than to watch our loveable local celebrity taste tester Mario Hilario nosh on some delicious treats? There is no better way. Don’t even bother going to church today because watching this will give you eternal life!

Today’s menu is Ricotta Honey Triangles and honey, they were a delight! Chef Terranova warned him they might be a little gooey, but that wasn’t stopping him.

Nothing wrong with gooey. – Mario

That’s right, Mario. Ain’t nothing wrong with gooey.

Did he say gooey?
Ohhhhh, he did! I love gooey!

 

Here we goooooo….

 

Just the tip! *Nom nom nom*

 

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You want some?

 

Ok, I may have underestimated the goo. This is incredibly sticky.

 

But I’m a  goddamn champ. Delicious!