That face when it’s #superbowlsunday and you’re thinking about watching all those hot buns running around…

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Funnier Broads: Boston Comedy Chicks

This week highlights the kick ass group, Boston Comedy Chicks! Keep reading to find out all be cool stuff they do!

Boston Comedy ChicksBoston is a tough city. It vacillates from cold and unforgiving to warm and welcoming, sometimes within one block (and no, I’m not talking about the weather). You have to be fast, smart and have your head screwed all the way on your neck and not up your ass to survive. It’s also a good idea to have a wicked sense of humor.  Continue reading “Funnier Broads: Boston Comedy Chicks”

HTM: I, Ron Maiden

This week Jay and Marie attempt to analyze the profiles of the a garbage person, I get a message from a creep robot on Facebook, and we create everybody’s new best friend Scumbag Chris and dive face first into why we all need a friend like him.

Marie tells the tale of her long awaited return to the skating rink, teaching Aidan to skate, and Jay remembers breaking his face on the ice as a kid in front of everyone in NYC.

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Funny Broad Got a Makeover!

Updates! New site design! Check it out!

cropped-c1249208-d39d-456d-b1b6-bf5af11b7906.pngAs I’m sure you’ve noticed, it’s been a while since I’ve posted anything on this site. If I’m being completely honest: I was totally uninspired and bored. I wasn’t in love with the layout, my content…ANYTHING. So, I put it off to the side and ignored it along with all of the other problems I had piling up.

A few weeks ago, I was looking at my credit card statement and noticed I was still paying for a subscription to Audible. I had signed up for it months ago and had downloaded a book, just to check out the experience. I didn’t hate it, but much like everything else, I became distracted and didn’t use it again. Trying to cancel my subscription, I found I couldn’t do it from the app (annoying). I logged on my Amazon account and was just about to pull the trigger when I noticed I had 4 credits for books just sitting there. Never one to pass up a deal, I decided I would download 4 books and give them a listen. If at the end I was uninspired by the audio experience, I would cancel. Easy. Continue reading “Funny Broad Got a Makeover!”

Pizza Party 2020

Serving you hot n’ fresh in 2020.

Let’s do this, America.




Naked Truth

I have obsessed about my weight for the majority of my life. I think about it from the moment I wake up, through the day, into the night. I weigh myself every morning and can almost always guess my weight before the number flashes. When I search back in the darkening corners of my mind, there are dim memories of early childhood where I wasn’t like this.

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Watch Mario Eat: Veggie Fritata

Mario loving the delicious mozzarella balls in the frittata on today’s Sunday brunch! 

Watch Mario Eat: Maple Bacon Biscuits

When it’s your friend’s birthday and you gotta keep it cute and share but you know you the real MVP.

Watch Mario Eat: Ham & Cheese French Toast!

Today’s breakfast served with FACE, FACE, FACE! Mario loooooved the Ham & Cheese French Toast!


Watch Mario Eat: Apple Blosspm Quiche!

Mario thought real men don’t eat quiche…but boy was he wrong! He loved today’s Apple Blossom Quiche!

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